I Woke Up This Morning in a “Right-to-Work” State

It really happened. And in Michigan, of all places.

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On December 6, 2012, Republicans in the Michigan state legislature rammed through two so-called “right to work” (RTW) bills during a lame-duck session with the potential (and, arguably, the intent) to decimate organized labor in a state whose prosperity through the better part of the 20th century was built on unionism, a tradition that was hard fought and bravely won.

On December 11, 2012, GOP Governor Rick Snyder signed these bills into law.

Because the lame-duck GOP could not muster the two-thirds majority required for the acts to take effect immediately, there was a constitutionally mandated waiting period of 90 days from the end of the session at which the measure was enacted.

That 90 days is up today, March 28, 2013, a date that is sure to go down as one of the darkest for people in Michigan who have to work for a living, which is of course the overwhelming majority of us. It is also likely to have repercussions for working people nationwide.

I am writing this post as a citizen. I also happen to be the vice president of the faculty union at the university where I am employed as a professor of linguistics. In my capacity as VP of our chapter of the American Association of University Professors, I write a blog about labor issues of interest to my faculty colleagues, and at some point in the near future, I will write a post to address some of the issues I am getting into here.

But right now, I want to write simply in my capacity as a pissed-off citizen of a once-great state with a once-thriving middle class where upward mobility was for a long time during the last century a real possibility for regular people who weren’t born rich and who have to work for a living.

I say “rammed through,” because the GOP-controlled legislature bypassed the standard committee hearing process and was closed to public comment. Citizens were literally locked out of the Capitol while the bills were debated and voted on. “You’re doing this in lame duck because you know next session, you won’t have the votes,” objected Rep. Brandon Dillon (D-Grand Rapids). “This is an outrage.”

It was indeed, in all kinds of ways. Police, who along with firefighters are exempted from RTW initially claimed that the building was over capacity but later changed their story to claim that there were safety concerns over fears that the crowd would become “unruly.” Peaceful protestors – also known as citizens and taxpayers — were arrested and maced during demonstrations that drew thousands on December 6, the day the legislature took up the bills.

I thought it would seem obvious to any thinking person that when people living off the fat of the state payroll abuse their positions in ways that threaten people’s livelihoods and economic well-being, said people are likely to get pretty righteously pissed off.

As egregious and anti-democratic as this whole fiasco was, what is even worse is that the sponsors of the bills made sure to include an appropriations provision in order to make them referendum-proof and therefore repeal-proof. Lame-duck session. No public hearings. No chance for referendum.

According to the Lansing State Journal:

Republicans, who are ushering right to work through the Legislature during the lame-duck session, said the appropriation is nothing unusual.Democrats and union leaders say it’s a political tactic aimed at minimizing dissent on the controversial legislation.

Each of the right-to-work bills includes language to give the Michigan Department of Licensing and Regulatory Affairs $1 million for this fiscal year. According to the bills, the funding would be earmarked for administrative costs associated with implementing and enforcing right to work and educating the public about the labor law. (My emphasis.)

That’s right: A million dollars in each bill.  Two million dollars for “administrative costs associated with implementing and enforcing right to work and educating the public about the labor law.” That’s two million dollars of the taxpayers’ money to spend on promoting highly unpopular legislation signed into law by an increasingly unpopular governor. Two million dollars that won’t be going to improve Michigan’s badly deteriorating infrastructures, or to bolster education, or to createjobs. Apparently, Michigan can afford to spend $2 million on “right-to-work” propaganda on behalf of the deep pockets who bought and paid for these bills in the first place by buying themselves a state legislature. Of course they can afford to pay for the propaganda themselves. It’s not like they haven’t done it before. But why should they, when they can mooch off the rest of us?

Thousands of protestors returned to Lansing on December 11, the day the governor was expected to sign the bills into law. The crowd included a lot of faculty and staff from my university. We have long been a strong union campus with seven employee bargaining units in all, including local chapters of the American Association of University Professors, AFSCME, and two affiliates of the American Federation of Teachers representing part-time faculty and graduate teaching assistants. And alongside instructional staff were landscape workers, maintenance workers, technicians of all stripes, food-service workers, and custodial workers.

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We joined thousands of friends, colleagues, and neighbors. We marched alongside nurses, auto workers, K-12 teachers, electricians, construction workers. The UAW was there, and so were the Teamsters, the United Farm Workers, and the United Food and Commercial Workers, the Service Workers International, the Building and Trades Council, and many others. Thousands of us marched in Lansing on that frigid, windy December day. Thousands more phoned and emailed the governor to try to get him to listen to reason, to implore him not to sign the bills.

Like many others that day, I was taking pictures with my phone and posting updates to Facebook:

Cops in riot gear seem to want us out of here. This is our house!
2:29 p.m. on December 11, 2012.

Gov. hasn’t signed anything yet acc to Capitol staff. Call him now and tell him to veto the RTW bills!
3:01 p.m. on December 11, 2012.

Some time later, a friend posted this comment on my thread:

I don’t know where you were. They gassed and arrested a bunch of people outside the Romney building…totally unprovoked. I was right there.
4:52 p.m. on December 11, 2012.

And finally, I posted my last update of the day:

Damn him. He signed the bills. Damn him.
6:01 p.m. on December 11, 2012.

Gov. Snyder had previously said on numerous occasions that RTW “wasn’t a priority” because he felt (rightly) that it was “too divisive an issue in difficult economic times.” As recently as September 2012, he said that RTW “is not on my agenda.” When he pledged to sign the lame-duck bills, the Detroit Free Press called him out in a scathing and right-on-the-money editorial, under the headline “A Failure of Leadership: Snyder’s About-Face on Right-to-Work Betrays Voters”:

Two years ago, a newly elected Rick Snyder told the Free Press editorial board he was determined to be a new kind of governor — a pragmatist focused like a laser on initiatives that promised to raise standards of living for all Michiganders.And until last week, we believed him.

[…]

Watching Snyder explain his right-to-work reversal was disturbing on several levels.

His insistence that the legislation was designed to promote the interests of unionized workers and “bring Michiganders together” was grotesquely disingenuous; even as he spoke, security personnel were locking down the capital in anticipation of protests by angry unionists.

Snyder’s ostensible rationale for embracing right-to-work legislation — it was, he insisted, a matter of preserving workers’ freedom of association — was equally dishonest.

The real motive of Michigan’s right-to-work champions, as former GOP legislator Bill Ballenger ruefully observed, is “pure greed” — the determination to emasculate, once and for all, the Democratic Party’s most reliable source of financial and organizational support.

[…]

Snyder’s closest brush with candor came when he suggested that his endorsement of right-to-work was less than voluntary — a decision “that was on the table whether I wanted it to be on the table or not.”

But that is less an excuse than a confession that Michigan’s governor has abdicated his leadership responsibilities to Republican legislators bent on vengeance.

On MSNBC the evening of December 11, Sen. Gretchen Whitmer (D-Lansing) spoke for a lot of us in the Great Lakes state:

“It is absolutely repulsive,” said Whitmer, “that this governor is such a coward he had to announce it from behind locked doors, cut off debate, lock people out of the capitol, and now he`s signed it behind a wall of armed police officers. You know why he`s doing that? Because he knows the public disagrees on this one and he is dead wrong.”

That was then.

And now 90 days have passed, and RTW is now the law in Michigan.

A lot of my colleagues are asking what RTW is going to mean for us. Our current contract expires on September 6, 2014, and on that day, the board-appointed faculty at Western Michigan University will after 38 years no longer have an agency shop. The other unions on our campus will lose their agency-shop status as their contracts expire over the next three years.

I don’t have good answers to their questions yet. I don’t know that anyone does. Lawyers and labor experts have yet to figure out what all this is eventually going to mean for workers in Michigan and beyond. But the outlook isn’t good.

In the meantime, lawsuits have been filed and the fight goes on.

I am going to stop writing now, even though I still have not said what I came here to say, even though by now it was yesterday morning when I woke up in a “right-to-work” state.

I came here to write about RTW in the specific context of the destructive legislative manipulationinterference, and flat-out blackmail now being visited upon public universities in this state.

I came to write about the constitutional right of these universities to institutional autonomy, vested in our boards of trustees, and how the state constitution is being subverted by those who are sworn to uphold it.

I came to write about the pettiness and the hypocrisy and the thoughtless and mean-spirited actions of people whose abuses of power threaten the economic survival of the people of this state.

I came here to write about how 2014 starts now, and how we can’t let these bastards destroy everything that the people who came before us risked their lives for and what they won for all of us.

I came here to write about how we have to stand up to these control-freak bullies and how we must stand up alongside the brave people who are fighting hard to do what’s right.

I came here to write about how we need to get to work on doing everything we can to dismantle a corrupt system that has made it possible for ignorant, thoughtless assholes to run this magnificent state into the ground, all the while enjoying seats in the legislature that are safe until the sun goes supernova, in a state that is gerrymandered to within inches of its life, bankrolled by heartless assholes who don’t give a damn about anyone but themselves.

I will come back and say all of those things and a lot more very soon. But tonight I am just too sad.

Why I Will Vote NO on Michigan’s Proposal 5

How I Am Voting on Michigan’s Six Statewide Ballot Initiatives, Part 2:
Why I Am Voting NO on Proposal 5

On Tuesday, November 6, I will vote NO on Proposal 5, “A Proposal to Amend the State Constitution to Limit the Enactment of New Taxes by State Government.”

I am voting NO because I don’t think the rich asshole who is bankrolling this proposal should get to call the shots for the entire state and subvert the process by which an elected legislature does the job of representing the citizens.

If this sounds a lot like why I am voting NO on Prop 6, as I discussed in my previous post, it’s because — wouldn’t you know it? — it’s the same rich asshole behind both proposals.

The text of Prop 5 as it will appear on the ballot on Tuesday reads as follows:

This proposal would:

Require a 2/3 majority vote of the State House and the State Senate, or a statewide vote of the people at a November election, in order for the State of Michigan to impose new or additional taxes on taxpayers or expand the base of taxation or increasing the rate of taxation.

This section shall in no way be construed to limit or modify tax limitations otherwise created in this Constitution.

Proposal 5 is a recipe for fiscal disaster. It’s a Tea Party scheme to establish minority rule over anything having to do with taxation in Michigan, and it is bankrolled by the rich asshole who is also behind the almost equally stupid and dangerous Prop 6. Prop 5 is opposed by everyone from the United Auto Workers, the Sierra Club of Michigan, and the League of Women Voters to Republican governor Rick Snyder and the Michigan Chamber of Commerce.

Supporters of Prop 5 seem to be limited to the rich asshole and his family, Grover Norquist, and a group known as the Michigan Alliance for Prosperity that buys into Tea Party ideologies about taxation and is heavily financed by the rich asshole through the Liberty Bell Agency, which is run by the rich asshole’s son. Also on board with Prop 5 are the Koch-funded Americans for Prosperity and the freaky fringe Chamber-of-Commerce-wannabe that is the National Federation of Independent Business, which doesn’t even have the sense to be embarrassed by the dishonesty that is evident in its own acronym: NFIB.

And there’s a good reason that everyone with at least half a brain is opposed to Prop 5: If any future tax increase, no matter how slight, has to be approved by a 2/3 majority in both houses, then there is virtually no way any future tax increase could ever pass. Roger Martin, spokesman for the NO-on-5 organization Defend Michigan Democracy, writes that

No tax reform proposal (cut, new tax, closing a loophole or ending a tax break) has ever passed the state Legislature with a supermajority vote. It just does not happen. So, this is not [just] about making it harder to raise taxes….It’s about making state government impossible.

If Prop 5 passes, it would take the yea votes of 25 state senators (out of a total of 38) to pass any proposed increase, which is also to say that it would only take 13 senators to block it. In the House, 73 representatives (out of a total of 110) would have to vote yea under Prop 5 rules, while it would take only 37 representatives to block the legislation.

Prop 5 is thus the love child of a rich, selfish asshole and a virulently anti-tax, anti-government strain of Republicanism that is unfortunately becoming increasingly mainstream, as evidenced by the long, depressing list of dittohead hypocrites who have somehow gotten themselves elected to public office (and who apparently see no irony in living off the generosity of us taxpayers by collecting paychecks and enjoying generous benefits that are funded by the taxes they profess to abhor) and who have sold their souls (and sold out their constituents) by signing Grover Norquist’s so-called Taxpayer Protection Pledge.

The Republican party has spent the last two-plus decades trying to brand itself as the “down with taxes!” party, no matter the cost to the economy or to our most vulnerable citizens. That ideology has become a central tenet of even mainstream Republicanism now, as evidenced by the selection of zombie-eyed granny-starver Paul Ryan as the party’s VP nominee. And now they want to be able to force it on the citizens of this state whether they have a mandate from the people (i.e. a majority in the legislature) or not. Our answer to this has to be a resounding NO.

In other words, Prop 5 would guarantee that the Tea Party gets its way with respect to taxes in Michigan whether it is in power or not. That is of course incredibly undemocratic, but it is also a matter of serious concern for anyone who gives a damn about the social safety net or can imagine a time when emergency measures might have to be taken (such as in the aftermath of a natural disaster) to find a way to raise revenue in a hurry. Further, its passage could jeopardize Michigan’s bond rating, according to the Ann Arbor News, “as lenders [become] wary of our ability to maintain revenue.” The News adds that, should Prop 5 pass, citizens of Michigan can also expect to see increases in the fees we will pay for state-provided services, from license plates to university tuition, and that municipalities would have to take drastic measures to try to blunt the impact of sharp reductions state support, which would be likely to include reducing or eliminating local services and increasing property taxes.

The reality is that sometimes taxes need to be increased or new ones imposed. Times change. Infrastructure ages. So does the human population of the state. And especially in times of prosperity, toward which I hope (and believe) we are now beginning to return, I think it is perfectly appropriate to expect those of us who can afford it to kick in a little more, to support the changing needs of our state and to think about protecting our citizens in the future when things may not be going so well economically. I for one happen to like roads and schools and libraries and first-responders and environmental protection of our natural resources.

But if Prop 5 passes, it would be very, very difficult for the state to find ways to manage its changing – and yes, sometimes increasing – needs for revenue because it would be almost impossible to get a 2/3 majority. As the Ann Arbor News reports,

No one on either side can recall a tax that passed by two-thirds of each chamber. It does not happen.

If Prop 5 passes, that means no tax increase would ever be approved by the legislature nor would any new tax ever be imposed, except perhaps in the most extraordinary of circumstances, and maybe not even then. I am thinking specifically, of course, about that time back in the spring of 2011, when Republicans in the U.S. congress, including VP candidate Ryan, argued that funding for disaster relief be offset by cuts to other programs. As usual in their zero-sum world, they played politics rather than focusing their full attention on the people of Joplin, Missouri, and others who had suffered extraordinary losses in a series of violent storms. Rep. Ryan and his GOP running mate, Mitt Romney, have since both come out in favor of shifting primary responsibility for disaster relief to the states. This would be an especially catastrophic shift for states whose legislatures are hamstrung by idiotic constraints like Prop 5 and by damn-fool legislators who signed Norquist’s no-new-taxes pledge. (And it is of course one more strong argument in favor of re-electing President Obama.)

In sum, Prop 5 is short-sighted, greed-driven, anti-democratic Tea Party bullshit. For the love of everything, please vote NO.

Calling the Kettle Crony, Part 2: Charles Koch

If you’ve been here before, you might remember that in my previous post, I said that I had been starting to think that Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney “truly take the absolute effing cake when it comes to astonishingly shameless hypocrisy on the topic of Crony Capitalism and How It Is Destroying America” but that it is possible that I have since been proven wrong.

That’s right; I thought I had it all figured out, but then former Michigan governor and present-day bad-ass brainiac Jennifer Granholm, host of The War Room on Current TV, had to go and post a link on her Facebook page last Friday to an August 16 op-ed that exposes Rep. Ryan and Gov. Romney for the amateurs they are.

That op-ed, “Why We Fight for Economic Freedom,” has left me with no choice but to reconsider my earlier statement because of the very real possibility that the title of Absolute Effing Cake-Taker When It Comes to Astonishingly Shameless Hypocrisy on the Topic of Crony Capitalism and How It Is Destroying America might perhaps be more appropriately awarded to its author. He is none other than that Quintessential Crony Capitalist Hypocrite himself, Charles Koch. (Yes, he’s one of those Kochs.)

Granholm and the Columbia University economist Jeffrey Sachs discussed Mr. Koch’s op-ed on the August 17 edition of War Room (video here). I have not yet watched, mostly because I was afraid they’d use up all the good lines and I’d have nothing left to write about, but I am sure it will be well worth my time and yours.

Mr. Koch’s op-ed was published on Newsmax, and I am reluctant to link to it directly because of my conviction that no one should ever have to visit Newsmax for any reason. If you’re not familiar with Newsmax, the best comparison I can come up with to try to describe it is to say that it’s kind of the Weekly World News of political, um, journalism. It’s also kind of like the Onion, except it’s not funny, and it is bankrolled and run, respectively, by two Clinton-era miscreants: billionaire nutjob Richard “Arkansas Project” Scaife and Christopher “OMG Hillary Killed Vince Foster!” Ruddy.

Anyway, despite my reservations, here is the link to the op-ed. You’ve been warned.

The squeamish should please note that I will excerpt generously, so they will not miss much if they opt not to give Newsmax the satisfaction of a page view. While charges of cherry-picking could conceivably be leveled, I have to point out in my defense that there is pretty much not one single word in the entire piece that isn’t an unbelievable sack of disingenuous, self-righteous, hypocritical malarkey, with the possible inclusion (as Mary McCarthy once famously put it) of “and” and “the.” The whole thing is nothing but cherries.

I have to start with a quick spoiler alert: Koch never actually identifies the “we” in the title (“Why We Fight for Economic Freedom”). The text of the 800-word op-ed contains ten occurrences of “I” and only one of “we” apart from the title. We (meaning us, or everyone who has a perfectly good day to ruin by actually reading it) are left to infer that he probably means himself and his conjoined twin brother, David, to whom he is attached at the wallet and at the basal ganglia.

This seems to be the guiding principle of the op-ed, its thesis, the reason “Why We Fight”:

I want my legacy to be greater freedom, greater prosperity and a better way of life for my family, our employees and all Americans. And I wish the same for every nation on earth.

Except for public employees in Wisconsin. Those commies can go suck it. Except for this commie, the one my dad, Fred “I Heart John Birch” Koch, liked to kick it with back in the 1930s.

OK, I added that last part.

(But see “Joe Stalin Made Me Rich, But I’m Really a Free Market Patriot,” by Theo Spencer, linked here, and “Kennedy’s Death Is Used as Gimmick to Recruit New John Birch Members,” linked here, by the legendary and controversial journalist Drew Pearson, who is not to be confused with this guy. In December 1963, Pearson reported that Mr. Fred Koch and several other like-minded “disgruntled tycoons” were behind full-page ads in the Washington Post and the New York Times claiming that JFK was “a martyr to communism,” despite their pre-assassination charges that President Kennedy was “consorting with communism.” Pearson notes that Mr. Koch the elder “built 15 refineries in Russia,” which he suggests “would appear to put him more in favor of coexistence [with the USSR] than the late JFK.” After listing the names of those who paid for the ads, he concludes: “These are the men who are using Kennedy’s death to campaign for new members to the John Birch Society.”)

Let’s move now to some context so that we can be sure everyone is up to speed on the clear and present dangers to Charles Koch’s Economic Freedom, which he must therefore Fight For, because as he urgently reminds us in the op-ed, “Nations with the greatest degree of economic freedom tend to have citizens who are much better off in every way.”

This is probably going to seem like a digression because the threat to Mr. Koch’s Economic Freedom may not be immediately obvious from the following example, but let me assure you that this is a Deadly Serious topic about which I would not joke nor from which I would even dare to digress. Anyway. As I was about to say, in this Politico article from May 2012, “GOP Groups Plan Record $1B Blitz,” Mike Allen and Jim VandeHei report that

Republican super PACs and other outside groups shaped by a loose network of prominent conservatives – including Karl Rove, the Koch brothers and Tom Donohue of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce – plan to spend roughly $1 billion on November’s elections for the White House and control of Congress, according to officials familiar with the groups’ internal operations.

That total includes previously undisclosed plans for newly aggressive spending by the Koch brothers, who are steering funding to build sophisticated, county-by-county operations in key states. POLITICO has learned that Koch-related organizations plan to spend about $400 million ahead of the 2012 elections – twice what they had been expected to commit.

Just the spending linked to the Koch network is more than the $370 million that John McCain raised for his entire presidential campaign four years ago. And the $1 billion total surpasses the $750 million that Barack Obama, one of the most prolific fundraisers ever, collected for his 2008 campaign.

As you can see, then, Allen and VandeHei spell out in no uncertain terms just how grave the threat to Charles Koch’s Economic Freedom really is. It should be obvious to everyone now that this threat is so dire that Mr. Koch is left with no choice but to spend $400 million dollars on the 2012 presidential and congressional campaigns. I mean, just imagine how much more he would be able to spend to make sure that the White House and Congress are fully staffed with people for whom restoring and protecting his Economic Freedom is Job One if he weren’t so brutally oppressed by the appalling lack of Economic Freedom under which he currently chafes.

As Mr. Koch notes in his op-ed,

No centralized government, no matter how big, how smart or how powerful, can effectively and efficiently control much of society in a beneficial way. On the contrary, big governments are inherently inefficient and harmful. And yet, the tendency of our own government here in the U.S. has been to grow bigger and bigger, controlling more and more. This is why America keeps dropping in the annual ranking of economic freedom.

While this statement might sound kind of ridiculously paranoid and delusional, please note that only a real giver and true mensch would selflessly give away the kind of money that he and his brother are putting into the 2012 elections, which I probably don’t need to remind you is something he is doing for no other reason than to help select staff for an organization he believes is “inherently inefficient and harmful.” That takes a truly generous heart, not to mention a complete and total lack of acquaintance with the concept of irony.

Elsewhere in his op-ed, Mr. Koch invokes Karl Marx and toilet-paper rationing (really), and he rightly calls out the “far too many legislative proposals that would subsidize one form of energy over another,” which he — rightly again — sees as interfering with Economic Freedom for All Americans. But I have to admit that I found that part a little confusing. I thought guys like him were usually OK with subsidizing one form of energy over another, as long as the “one form of energy” isn’t renewable, and Mr. Koch does in fact confirm this by railing on about wind energy subsidies, which he considers an “obvious example” of the ways in which support for renewable energy is at odds with Economic Freedom for All Americans.

In his defense, he could be legitimately unaware that the oil industry is heavily subsidized in the United States and in the rest of the world. (See, for example, “U.S. Fossil-Fuel Subsidies Twice That of Renewables” and “Fossil Fuel Subsidies Six Times More Than Renewable Energy.”). We are talking about someone who may be getting most of his information from Newsmax, after all, so how exactly would you expect him to know about documentable things that really happen in the actual world? He has been very busy Fighting for Economic Freedom for All Americans, including You People, so he obviously has more important things to do than inform himself appropriately and behave accordingly. Fighting for the Economic Freedom of All Americans is a big job. Take it easy on the guy already. Sheesh.

So it is entirely possible that while he was busy Fighting for the Economic Freedom of All Americans, Mr. Koch might have missed “World Energy Outlook 2011,” a report issued by the International Energy Agency in November of last year. According to the report:

Fossil-fuel subsidies as presently constituted tend to be regressive, disproportionately benefiting higher income groups that can afford higher levels of fuel consumption. Cutting the payments would also help tackle climate change. Eliminating subsidies by 2020 would cut global energy demand by 3.9 percent in that year, the equivalent of 600 million tons of oil. The savings would rise to 4.8 percent by 2035.

But do you think Charles Koch, champion of the Economic Freedom of All Americans, has time to worry his pretty little head about disproportionate benefits going to higher income groups or the negative impact of oil subsidies on climate change? Please. Of course he doesn’t. What part of Fighting for Economic Freedom do You People not understand? We are talking about Freedom for All Americans, for God’s sake, and that literally means All Americans, from Paul Ryan to Mitt Romney to the Koch brothers themselves. And even that does not begin to consider their many dependents.

Yes, that’s right: their dependents. You People really have no idea how many mouths those poor Kochs have to feed, do you? Well, know this: Koch Industries has no fewer than 172 members of Congress to support during the 2012 election cycle! That support has already totaled $1,677,301 so far this year, not counting anything they have spent since July 1. And before you start trying to say they probably only support Republicans, you should please note that a staggering one percent of their contributions went to Democrats, one of them being Paul Ryan’s cousin-in-law.

We’re talking about total contributions of over $13 million — and that is just what they gave to individual congressional candidates — since 1990. But Mr. Koch makes it crystal clear that he expects absolutely nothing in return! I mean, you tell me if this sounds like a guy who expects anything from the government:

Repeatedly asking for government help undermines the foundations of society by destroying initiative and responsibility. It is also a fatal blow to efficiency and corrupts the political process.

And he should know!

Speaking of what an awesome giver Mr. Koch is, have I mentioned that Koch Industries spent over $8 million last year to lobby Congress on oil and gas industry issues, plus another $5.3 million so far in 2012? What, you think Congress is going to lobby itself? Fighting for Economic Freedom for All Americans is very, very expensive!

But a smart business leader like Mr. Koch is not going to spend all his money in one place. He and his brother also invest heavily in the job-creating climate-change-denial industry, which as you know occupies a critical front in the Fight for Economic Freedom for All Americans. Just to take one example of their considerable generosity: The Kochs are key bankrollers of our friends at the Manhattan Institute, particularly when it comes to supporting that organization’s tireless work to disseminate propaganda on behalf of the fossil-fuel industries. I hope you don’t think that continually having to try to contradict every legitimate climate scientist on the planet Earth, including ingrates like this guy, comes cheap. It doesn’t.

And neither does getting their messages of urgent disentruthfulness out to the public. Even though it all functions in the service of — that’s right: Economic Freedom for All Americans — maintaining that level of projectile anti-intellectualism is itself the very opposite of free. In fact, according to the tree-hugging hippies at Greenpeace, Koch Industries spent over $61 million between 1997 and 2010 to support the Manhattan Institute and other think tanks that traffic in environmental Newspeak. And according to ThinkProgress, “Koch Industries outspends Exxon Mobil on climate and clean energy disinformation.”

Mr. Koch also helpfully demonstrates in his op-ed that it is not only altruistic billionaire mensches like himself who want the kind of Economic Freedom that cannot possibly thrive in a nation with a big control-freak government, which of course is what has always stood in the way of America‘s world leadership in anything that matters. He does this by quoting a millionaire mensch, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who you might not realize was totally on the same page as Mr. Koch in his suspicion and condemnation of big government. As Mr. Koch reminds us,

It was President Franklin Roosevelt who said: “Continued dependence on [government support] induces a spiritual and moral disintegration fundamentally destructive to the national fiber. To dole out relief in this way is to administer a narcotic, a subtle destroyer of the human spirit.”

Who knew FDR was such a free-market free spirit? Knowing how busy Mr. Koch is, though, I wonder whether he ever got around to reading President Roosevelt’s 1935 State of the Union address, the source of the quote, in its entirety. Earlier in the speech, the president had this to say:

We find our population suffering from old inequalities, little changed by past sporadic remedies. In spite of our efforts and in spite of our talk we have not weeded out the overprivileged and we have not effectively lifted up the underprivileged. Both of these manifestations of injustice have retarded happiness. No wise man has any intention of destroying what is known as the “profit motive,” because by the profit motive we mean the right by work to earn a decent livelihood for ourselves and our families.

We have, however, a clear mandate from the people, that Americans must forswear that conception of the acquisition of wealth which, through excessive profits, creates undue private power over private affairs and, to our misfortune, over public affairs as well. In building toward this end we do not destroy ambition, nor do we seek to divide our wealth into equal shares on stated occasions. We continue to recognize the greater ability of some to earn more than others. But we do assert that the ambition of the individual to obtain for him and his a proper security, a reasonable leisure, and a decent living throughout life is an ambition to be preferred to the appetite for great wealth and great power.

I recall to your attention my message to the Congress last June in which I said, “Among our objectives I place the security of the men, women, and children of the Nation first.” That remains our first and continuing task: and in a very real sense every major legislative enactment of this Congress should be a component part of it.

I have no idea why Mr. Koch would have left that part out because it sounds like exactly the same thing as Fighting for Economic Freedom for All Americans.

And here’s where the president seems to have been going with that whole “subtle destroyer of the human spirit” thing (again quoting from the 1935 SOTU):

I am not willing that the vitality of our people be further sapped by the giving of cash, of market baskets, of a few hours of weekly work cutting grass, raking leaves, or picking up papers in the public parks. We must preserve not only the bodies of the unemployed from destitution but also their self-respect, their self-reliance, and courage and determination. This decision brings me to the problem of what the Government should do with approximately 5,000,000 unemployed now on the relief rolls.

About one million and a half of these belong to the group which in the past was dependent upon local welfare efforts. Most of them are unable for one reason or another to maintain themselves independently – for the most part, through no fault of their own. Such people, in the days before the great depression, were cared for by local effort – by States, by counties, by towns, by cities, by churches, and by private welfare agencies. It is my thought that in the future they must be cared for as they were before. I stand ready, through my own personal efforts and through the public influence of the office that I hold, to help these local agencies to get the means necessary to assume this burden.

The security legislation which I shall propose to the Congress will, I am confident, be of assistance to local effort in the care of this type of cases. Local responsibility can and will be resumed, for, after all, common sense tells us that the wealth necessary for this task existed and still exists in the local community, and the dictates of sound administration require that this responsibility be in the first instance a local one.

There are, however, an additional three and one-half million employable people who are on relief. With them the problem is different and the responsibility is different. This group was the victim of a Nation-wide depression caused by conditions which were not local but national. The Federal Government is the only governmental agency with sufficient power and credit to meet this situation. We have assumed this task, and we shall not shrink form it in the future. It is a duty dictated by every intelligent consideration of national policy to ask you to make it possible for the United States to give employment to all of these three-and-a-half million people now on relief, pending their absorption in a rising tide of private employment.

It is my thought that, with the exception of certain of the normal public building operations of the Government, all emergency public works shall be united in a single new and greatly enlarged plan.

I know all this probably makes it look like Mr. Koch deliberately misrepresents what President Roosevelt actually said in an utterly shameless, dishonest, and despicable way. But I am sure that is not the case. I am sure there is a plausible explanation for how Mr. Koch could have misunderstood the president’s speech to the extent that he seems to think it meant the exact opposite of what it actually says.But there is something Mr. Koch says in the article that he and I definitely agree on:

Today, many governments give special treatment to a favored few businesses that eagerly accept those favors. This is the essence of cronyism.

He could not be more on the money on this one. And when Charles Koch defines “the essence of cronysim” (which he really does in all kinds of ways), he is obviously speaking from experience. For instance, Koch Supply & Trading was selected by the Bush Administration in 2002 “to provide approximately 8 million barrels of crude oil to the Strategic Petroleum Reserve,” according to this Department of Energy press release. And Reuters reported in a February 2011 article titled “Koch Brothers Positioned To Be Big Winners If Keystone XL Pipeline Is Approved,” that

Koch Industries is already responsible for close to 25 percent of the oil sands crude that is imported into the United States, and is well-positioned to benefit from increasing Canadian oil imports.

A Koch Industries operation in Calgary, Alberta, called Flint Hills Resources Canada LP, supplies about 250,000 barrels of tar sands oil a day to a heavy oil refinery in Minnesota, also owned by the Koch brothers.

Flint Hills Resources Canada also operates a crude oil terminal in Hardisty, Alberta, the starting point of the proposed Keystone XL pipeline.

The company’s website says it is “among Canada’s largest crude oil purchasers, shippers and exporters.” Koch Industries also owns Koch Exploration Canada, L.P., an oil sands-focused exploration company also based in Calgary that acquires, develops and trades petroleum properties.

In sum, perhaps I am being too cynical in my adorable little outrage over the facts that not only can a handful of extraordinarily wealthy people essentially buy elections out from under 240 million eligible voters who helped to subsidize their wealth in the first place but that they are somehow also able — publicly, and completely and utterly without shame — to work themselves up into a righteous lather as if they are somehow the victims in all this and the rest of us just need to understand what it takes to Fight for Economic Freedom for All Americans. If they become even more obscenely “overprivileged” in the process, well, that’s their reward for Fighting the Good Fight for All Americans, just as God and FDR intended.

And if they want to buy an election because they’re pissed off at the president for standing in the way of their next not at all crony-capitalistic government windfall? Well, they should go right ahead! This is America! And in the America that Mr. Koch envisions, where Economic Freedom will one day ring for All Americans, we will all someday be just as free as he is now to buy whatever kind of political system we want, too. And if there is no way most of us will ever be able to afford to do that, well, the free market will have spoken and it doesn’t want to hear any backtalk from the likes of You People.

Finally, Mr. Koch leaves us with this ominous observation:

In a system without economic freedom, the wealthiest are the tyrants who make people’s lives miserable.

Tell me about it.